pussyclestroyer:

sexting like

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pussyclestroyer:

sexting like

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magicul:

that one person in class who always tries to make jokes that aren’t funny 

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greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

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sweet-bitsy:

Every picture tells a story but this one asks more questions than it answers
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galaxyspeaking:

I saw rocketssurgery's awesome tattooed!Hiccup and my hand slipped (EDIT : torso looked a little weird so..changed it a little :) )
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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
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do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop

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“Sometimes you need to burn bridges to stop yourself from crossing them again.”
— Unknown (via mavors)
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ridge:

i have never felt so bad for a confused mother
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oate:

you only realise how bad the jokes on this site are until you actually say one out loud

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ruinedchildhood:

when you see someone with the same icon as you 

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jeankirstchein:

do i believe in love at first sight? absolutely. do you know how many anime characters ruined my life in their first 3 minutes of screentime

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